1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,080 You want to sign these for me, Judge? Sure, you want to see a card trick rise? 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,520 Here, you cut the deck. 3 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:19,880 You want to sign those for me now, Judge? 4 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:23,540 Whatever you say. 5 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,220 Did you say something? 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,640 Like what? 7 00:00:35,129 --> 00:00:37,170 Like... You're drooling all over the warrant. 8 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:38,670 Oh, sorry. 9 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:46,090 It's Mac. 10 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,150 I'll go get some bibs. 11 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:53,650 Hey, 12 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:55,770 Mac, are you okay? 13 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:59,930 Oh, yes, sir. It's a personal problem. Not the court's concern. I'll be fine. 14 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:01,580 You sure? Oh, yes, I'm sure. 15 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,800 Okay. 16 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,220 Next case, sir. Huebner versus Huebner. 17 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:12,860 That's what I thought you said. You've done some pretty little things, Darlene, 18 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:16,780 but this is the law. Hey, I don't need to be lectured about low from someone 19 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,360 who's sleeping with Schleppo the Wonder Runt here. 20 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:24,630 Mr. Prosecutor, what's the story here? Your Honor, we have a tragic situation 21 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:29,010 here involving increasing alienation between the two sisters who stand before 22 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:32,710 you. I'm sure the court deplores as much as the state does the circumstances 23 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,970 which would cause... Make it brief, Dan. 24 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,450 Hatchetface snatched her father from the sluts. 25 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:44,090 Your Honor, both daughters are claiming right to custody of their father, Mr. 26 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:47,330 Huebner. He was temporarily staying in the home of the plaintiff, Miss Lorna 27 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:49,410 Huebner. Daddy always loved me back. 28 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:50,790 That's a lie! 29 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:55,790 He almost disowned her when she took up with the slob. But I didn't marry the 30 00:01:55,790 --> 00:02:01,210 slob, did I? Even worse, you moved in with him. And the slob is... 31 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:05,450 Neil Gorman, Your Honor. 32 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:08,550 Slob's just a nickname my parents gave me. 33 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,390 Well, I guess butch was kind of out of the question. 34 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:20,260 Your Honor, my father's dying words were, no matter what... Don't make me go 35 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,260 with Darlene. 36 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:23,540 Why, you liar! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 37 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,760 Dying words? Is Dad dead? 38 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,280 Has a kipper on a cracker. 39 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:32,080 I'm sorry to say. 40 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,520 Well, it's just the way you were talking about him. I kind of got the impression 41 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,820 that he was, you know, here. 42 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 He is, Your Honor. 43 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,040 This is Mr. 44 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,240 Huebner. 45 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,840 Gee, he's a lot shorter than I pictured. 46 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,820 Okay, let me get this straight. This contains the remains of your departed 47 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,240 father? Uh -huh. After he died, he was cremated. 48 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,140 It's always better after. 49 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:50,580 I specifically requested that my father be given to me. 50 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,060 Well, I'm having a little trouble seeing why it's so important where he is now. 51 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:59,140 Sir, you're talking about my father, the man I love. 52 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,600 Nothing says loving like someone in the oven. 53 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,820 And because the urn is laced with 14 -carat gold. That's a lie. The urn just 54 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,100 happens to go with daddy. 55 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:17,839 Yeah, well, it just happens to go with my drapes. Your drapes. Ladies, ladies, 56 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,060 ladies, ladies. 57 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:28,100 Now, grief and decor aside, you got to understand that I can only listen to one 58 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,240 voice at a time. 59 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:38,170 belongs to him. Believe me, believe me, those checks will be in the mail to you 60 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,149 by morning. 61 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:40,890 In fact, you know what I told my wife? 62 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:45,550 Yeah, I said, cancel all plans, sweetheart. Tonight we are licking 63 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,210 Mac, do you mind? 64 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:49,570 Oh, no, sir. Just go right ahead. 65 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:54,330 Your Honor, I move for dismissal. Well, I don't see any grounds for a 66 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,290 trespassing charge, so I'll grant the motion. 67 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,470 Uh, what about the disposition of, uh... The soot? 68 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:05,310 Ladies, I don't suppose you'd consider splitting dad 50 -50, would you? 69 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:07,830 Didn't think so. 70 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:10,790 Guess that idea was sort of... Half -baked. 71 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:15,530 I never used to be like this, huh? 72 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,090 Well, until I can make a determination about permanent custody, we'll just 73 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:23,250 consider old Herb here a ward of the court, which is adjourned. 74 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,810 Dan, give that to Bull, would you? Sure. 75 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:31,990 You done? 76 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:34,770 Yeah. I guess they removed the jewelry before, huh? 77 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:40,150 Matt, would you get that? 78 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:45,790 Thanks. 79 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,790 Matt, is there anything I can do to help? 80 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:51,090 Yeah. 81 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:53,810 Give me all your money. 82 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,650 Matt, give me my hands. If I can. 83 00:05:58,010 --> 00:05:59,010 Hey, hey, now. 84 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,290 Does somebody mind telling me what's going on here? 85 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:04,870 I think Mac is mugging me, sir. Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac. 86 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,450 Now, what is this about the money? 87 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:11,710 Sir, you know the little restaurant Quan Lee and I bought? 88 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,610 Sure. Toilet City. 89 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:18,030 Well, it's not the Russian tea room. Sir, it's not the subway men's room. 90 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:22,310 It just never took off. I don't know. 91 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:26,290 Maybe if we had... A customer? 92 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:27,650 That would have helped. 93 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,760 But the point is, the bank loan's due and I'm broke. 94 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,280 So you might lose the restaurant? Yeah, and my car, and my furniture, even the 95 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,280 clothes on my back. 96 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,540 Oh, Max. 97 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,920 I love this sweater, Harry. 98 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,840 Oh, Max, how did you get yourself into this mess? 99 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,920 Hi, everybody. 100 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,820 I married the national debt. 101 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,650 What did we say about sales? 102 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,550 Oh, don't worry, Mac. 103 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,270 These were not on sale. 104 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:06,190 How much? 105 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,890 Hello, my great big hunk of man. 106 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:12,490 How much? You look tired. 107 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,130 You want me to rub your neck? 108 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:16,610 How much, Juan Lee? 109 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,310 $488. 110 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,400 I already got matching lazy boys thanks to her. 111 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:33,360 You're upset, I can tell. Kwan Lee, we're at the brink of losing our assets. 112 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,340 We're on the end of our rope, and you went out and bought a whole new 113 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:42,880 I had to. Oh, yeah, just like you had to buy the Statue of Liberty bedspreads, 114 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,340 and you had to buy the commemorative dinner plates of Princess Di's wedding. 115 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,579 You too? 116 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:48,439 What color? 117 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,440 It's silver. 118 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,420 Mac, those things were just fun. 119 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,160 You women always need a new wardrobe. 120 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,400 But I do. 121 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,720 Why? 122 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:06,540 Because I'm pregnant. 123 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,180 What? How could you be pregnant? 124 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,020 missing since last night. 125 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,799 Well, he's about six foot two, 200 pounds, muscular build. 126 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,919 And he may be fondling his sweater. 127 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:44,560 Hello. 128 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,460 Hello. Hello, Harry. 129 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Hi, Kwan Lee. 130 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,160 Kwan Lee still has nerd from Mac, Your Honor. 131 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,860 I'm worried, Harry. 132 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,860 Maybe he did something drastic. 133 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,760 Kwan Lee, don't even think like that. 134 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,700 Well, he's not in the dumpster. 135 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,870 Bull was just checking out every possibility, no matter how remote or 136 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:06,909 Right, Bull? 137 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,010 Yeah, and because you told me to look there. 138 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,330 No Mac in the morgue. 139 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:17,530 Dan? Hi. He sometimes goes down there and plays poker with the guys. 140 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,870 Harry, you should see what they use for chip. 141 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:25,030 Juan Lee, I think probably the best thing for you to do is just go home and 142 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,250 wait. We'll call you if we hear anything. 143 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,170 If you think it's best. I do. 144 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:32,870 If anything has happened to him, I... Honey, nothing has happened to him. 145 00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:33,870 me. 146 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:35,690 Thank you, Christine. 147 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:40,410 He's dead. I know it. 148 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:41,870 Miss Sullivan. 149 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,050 Oh, now, what the hell is that? 150 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,270 It's not the generator. 151 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,110 All right, what are you doing? 152 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:56,430 I tracked down a short circuit to your office, sir. 153 00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:59,870 Here it is right here. You're not getting any juice to your coffee maker. 154 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:03,390 Hey, that's great. Listen, Art, we really don't have time for this. No 155 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,249 your honor. 156 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,590 Let's see if we can't get Mr. 157 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,230 Electricity and Mr. Coffee to shake hands here. 158 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:10,830 What are we going to do about Mac? 159 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,630 What do you do? Quit his job so he can pursue his singing career? 160 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,330 Art. 161 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:22,830 What, since the day we met, have you been talking about? 162 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,570 Mac was singing a bunch of songs down at the bar last night. 163 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:27,890 And he's not bad. 164 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,050 What bar? 165 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,750 Stinky Slaughterhouse Saloon. 166 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,210 Wednesday's Stun Your Own Beef Night. 167 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,530 And you saw Mac in there? 168 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:41,130 Yeah. He was singing a medley of Slim Whitman's greatest hits. 169 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:45,090 Now listen, when I tell you guys to clear, stay away from all electrical 170 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,090 outlets. You got that? 171 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:50,750 We're going to a cowboy bar, aren't we, sir? 172 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,030 Yep. 173 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,800 Court's ready when you are, Judge. Roz, do me a favor. Call downstairs, tell 174 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,920 them we're going to be starting late tonight, and then meet us at Dinky's 175 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,100 Slaughterhouse Balloon. 176 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,460 Dinky? Whatever shall I wear? 177 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,220 You're done. 178 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,080 Okay, get clear of those sockets! 179 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,980 Now I'm getting way too much curl from somewhere. 180 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,910 Tell me they didn't suffer. 181 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,750 This must be the place. 182 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:51,010 What's that smell? 183 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:54,450 I feel like I'm going to throw up. 184 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,390 I think there's a two -bucket minimum. 185 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,120 This is my manager. 186 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,420 How you doing? 187 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,580 I'm dusty. 188 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,180 I must have the name of your oral hygienist. 189 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:24,720 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's have some beers. 190 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,460 Mac, maybe you've had a few too many. Everybody get a seat. 191 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,900 Mac, you see, we're not really here. Sit down! 192 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,500 I'll go get us something to gnaw on. 193 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:40,680 Oh, God, let it be dead. 194 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,260 Gotta get him out of here. I don't think he wants to go. 195 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,840 Okay, we gotta get me out of here. 196 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,400 Excuse me, can you tell me where the ladies' room is, please? 197 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,720 See that group of men kneeling with that peephole in the wall? 198 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,780 Never mind. 199 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,900 I understand. 200 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,840 A little touch of stage fright, huh? 201 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,170 This is Ginger. 202 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:17,150 She can spit four ounces of beer through her nose. 203 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,750 And no man has snatched you up yet? 204 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,390 What'll it be? 205 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:27,190 For starters, you could wipe the blood off the table. 206 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,910 I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. 207 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,850 Cottage fries or the rice pilaf with that? 208 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,330 Um, could I see your wine list, please? 209 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:39,630 Take your pick. 210 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,220 Chardonnay looks good. 211 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 I'll get you a can. 212 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,840 She seems nice. 213 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,200 Ah, that woman will bend over backwards for you. 214 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,720 She has to to show you the dessert menu. 215 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,920 Matt, we've been worried about you. 216 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,700 And you still should be. 217 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,680 Matt, what's that supposed to mean? 218 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:08,440 Well, you know the way my luck's been going. You hang around me, and I will 219 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,720 something horrible happen to you. 220 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,920 What do you mean, like being stuck in a stinking fetid room with the folks from 221 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,920 Deliverance? 222 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,040 There you go. 223 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,280 Mac, this is not like you. 224 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,800 I mean, so you had a little run of bad luck. 225 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,120 A little bad luck? 226 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:30,100 Harry, that's like saying the elephant man had a little puffiness around the 227 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,100 eye. 228 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,900 Mac. Yeah? 229 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,840 I don't want to make a big deal out of this, but... 230 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:44,569 on, aren't I? 231 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:45,570 Oh, 232 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:53,910 thank you, thank you, thank you very much. 233 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:58,050 I'd like to do a tune that's a favorite of mine, and I hope it's one of yours, 234 00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,090 too. 235 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,310 I call it The Theme from Shaft. 236 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:08,930 You can be the diversion. I'm gonna make a run for it. How about Psychedelic 237 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:09,930 Shaft? 238 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:11,750 Boogaloo down Broadway? 239 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,580 Well, what do you suggest? 240 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600 Babaloo! 241 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,780 Okay, anything by Desi Arnaz. 242 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,020 All right, well, let's give it a shot. 243 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,200 Okay, hit it. 244 00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:58,480 Your dreams and your schemes all 245 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,100 fell through. 246 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,240 It's got a good beat. I can dance to it. I'll give it a 50, Dick. 247 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,270 Am I blue? 248 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,490 What's she doing here? 249 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:24,450 Well, I called her to tell her we found Mac, but I didn't expect her to come 250 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:25,450 here. 251 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,030 All of you go home now. 252 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,730 I will handle this. 253 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,050 That's good enough for me. Let's do this again real soon. Bye now. 254 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:37,050 Well, help me get him out. I said leave him! 255 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:42,330 I know you are concerned, and I appreciate it. 256 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:46,170 But I am his wife, and I will take care of him. 257 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:51,990 Come on. 258 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:02,770 Listen, I hope you'll be here Saturday night, because we got us a wet t -shirt 259 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:03,770 contest. 260 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,910 I'd rather dance with a greased pig. 261 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,230 That's Sunday. 262 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,870 Mac, we've been through trouble before. 263 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,090 We can get through this one. 264 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,360 Let me see you smile. 265 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,060 Smile? 266 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,180 I'm laying here licking a stage and you want me to smile? 267 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,420 Mac, we have our whole life ahead of us. 268 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,780 We've got nothing but misery ahead of us. 269 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,960 Then what are we supposed to do? Come in. 270 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,600 I think I'm going crazy. 271 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,460 You just figured that out? 272 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,880 Thanks, that's reassuring. 273 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:19,200 When I was a girl in Vietnam, I fell in love with you. 274 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,380 Because you did the craziest thing I ever saw. 275 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,040 What was that? 276 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,880 You planted corn. 277 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,120 Oh, yeah, yeah. 278 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,240 That was brilliant, wasn't it? 279 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,060 Plowing the jungle floor. 280 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:37,220 Everybody making fun of me. Max. Monkeys laughing. 281 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,400 But you wanted it so bad. 282 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,540 Everywhere with death and destruction. 283 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:50,580 But one crazy man tried to make something grow in the middle of that 284 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,040 hell. But it never did. 285 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,720 It was after you shipped back to the States. 286 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:13,800 We noticed this one little tiny baby corn plant still struggling to grow. 287 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,260 It was pretty sick -looking. 288 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,900 But for some reason, it continued to live. 289 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,860 Do you know why? 290 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,120 Why? 291 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,680 It did not know it wasn't supposed to. 292 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:38,490 What kind of father am I going to be? What kind of provider? 293 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,730 We don't even have seeds left. 294 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,850 Then we'll get acorns. 295 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:50,630 Acorns? 296 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,390 Remember my poem from English class? 297 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,770 I am a little acorn. 298 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,270 A fact that's plain to see. 299 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:06,440 But remember that... The mighty oak. 300 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,080 Was once a nut like me. 301 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,180 Sometimes you feel like a nut. 302 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:22,980 Sometimes you don't. 303 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,760 I thought I'd vaporized a whole bunch of yous. 304 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:00,260 So I take it, Art, all your little electrical problems are taken care of? 305 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,620 Yep, everything's copacetic, sir. See, I haven't got your coffee maker perking 306 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:04,940 again. So you do. 307 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,980 We're almost ready, sir. 308 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,460 Hey, Mac, good to see you. 309 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,720 Or should I say, yippee -ki -yay -oh! 310 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,340 Please don't, sir. 311 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,600 So how you feeling about that new baby now? 312 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Oh. 313 00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:20,530 Of course, it's caused quite an upheaval in our lives. 314 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:24,490 Already? Yeah, well, this morning, Kwan Lee was upheaving, and after last night, 315 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,510 I was upheaving. 316 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,910 Wait till the baby comes. 317 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:31,190 More heaving? You can kiss that sweater goodbye right now. 318 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,430 Your Honor, the Huebner sisters are waiting to see you. 319 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,190 Herb's kids? What do they want? 320 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:40,250 Apparently, they settled their differences and had some sort of 321 00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:42,190 So what about the Ashes? 322 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:45,470 They said whatever you decide to do with them is fine with both of them. 323 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,070 Oh, well, okay. 324 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:54,500 But I haven't really made a decision as... Hey, this thing's empty. 325 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:58,560 Oh, Peggy, I'm sorry, Rondo. I had to use that herb tea to test the coffee 326 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,560 maker. 327 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,180 This wasn't herb tea. 328 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,600 This was herb.